MouseyHe never jumps onto the foot of the bed and launches into a 45-minute, bed-shaking, extremely detailed cleaning.

He never spits on the floor.

The only sound he makes, aside from the occasional squeak or shredding of paper in his cage, is a happy, clicky sound.

It’s so cute when he sniffs inside our ears, although those whiskers are awfully tickly.

Those little red eyes that give so many people the willies? SO SWEET.