I’m pretty sure that no one who was not involved somehow with child-rearing has ever said, “You can’t have cheese until you put your pants on.”

Hmm. This seems familiar, come to think of it. I think I remember posting awhile back that lobsters wouldn’t want to see her unless she had pants on. Gosh, you’d think she spends the bulk of her time pantsless. This is not the case. Huh. Funny coincidence.