“What’s that?”
“What’s what?”
“That.”
“Zoey, there are a lot of things to see. What color is it?”
“White.”
“On the side of the road?”
“No — it came out of my nose.”
(Short pause while parents formulate a response)
“Here!” (Handing her a paper towel) “You need to wipe it on here, okay.”
“See, it’s yellow.”
“WIPE IT WITH THE PAPER TOWEL.”
“Okay.” (Wiping hands and returning the towel) “Here.”
“Keep it.”

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