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“What’s that?”
“What’s what?”
“That.”
“Zoey, there are a lot of things to see. What color is it?”
“White.”
“On the side of the road?”
“No — it came out of my nose.”
(Short pause while parents formulate a response)
“Here!” (Handing her a paper towel) “You need to wipe it on here, okay.”
“See, it’s yellow.”
“WIPE IT WITH THE PAPER TOWEL.”
“Okay.” (Wiping hands and returning the towel) “Here.”
“Keep it.”

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I’m pretty sure that no one who was not involved somehow with child-rearing has ever said, “You can’t have cheese until you put your pants on.”

Hmm. This seems familiar, come to think of it. I think I remember posting awhile back that lobsters wouldn’t want to see her unless she had pants on. Gosh, you’d think she spends the bulk of her time pantsless. This is not the case. Huh. Funny coincidence.

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